It's anyone's guess how he managed to sit still but this guy certainly didn't have ants in his pants. Instead he had a whole bunch of slithery and scaly creatures in his trousers.
Jose Manuel Perez was arrested after he hid a variety of reptiles, including snakes and dragons, in his pants to smuggle them across the US border from Mexico.
Jose hid more than 60 reptiles at a time in his jacket pockets, trouser pockets and trouser legs.
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Among the animals he was caught with were Yucatán box turtles, Mexican box turtles, baby crocodiles and Mexican bearded lizards.
Three of the animals were dead when the police apprehended him.
The value of the reptiles was estimated at $739 000 (about R13 million).
Jose has allegedly been smuggling and selling reptiles from as far back as 2016. Police say he's smuggled up to 1 700 reptiles over the past six years.
They uncovered his dodgy dealings in February when he recruited buyers on social media for animals he had allegedly smuggled from Mexico and Hong Kong to the US. Jose was arrested that month and released on parole.
He was fitted with an ankle monitor as part of his parole conditions, but this did little to deter him.
In March he was nabbed again when he tried to smuggle more reptiles across the US border to Mexico
The 30-year-old is now in custody in Los Angeles and will hear his fate when he's sentenced on 1 December.
Sources: latimes.com, justice.gov, abcnews.go.com